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Okay, 2o before you go a2kiing me every questiion that pop2 iinto your 2trange human thiinkpan hold on a fuckiing 2econd and read the rule2;

1. Any que2tiion must be age appropriiate, becau2e ii don't want all your 2hitty human paiiriing2 2meared all over thii2 blog liike glob2 of 2hiimmeriing miind honey-you get the poiint. And be2ide2 ii'm 2ix fuckiing 2weep2 guy2, giive me a break.

2. mentiion of the po22iibiiliity that ii would eat miind honey ii2 out.

3. nothiing 2exual.((this includes buckets.))

4. keep your complaiint2 two your2elf. beiing mean i2nt 2olviing anythiing.

Thii2 wiill be enforced!

That2 pretty much iit, iif you have any thiing you want two add po2t a comment.

((oh, two more things, first and foremost please post all questions in the comments on my profile page, the second thing, witch is a little bit related is that I'm basically in constant role play on this account, if you want a clear non roleplay awnser please talk to me on my normal account; :iconfai11:))
((aditionally, i apologize if i have been rude in character and you've taken it seriously. you must understand that sollux is a grumpy person and im going to be grumpy in character, you will know when im in character based on the weird quirk and when im out of character based on the double parenthesizes.))


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2ollux Captor
Your name is SOLLUX CAPTOR.

You are apeshit bananas at computers, and you know ALL THE CODES. All of them. You are the unchallenged authority on APICULTURE NETWORKING. And though all your friends recognize your unparalleled achievements as a TOTALLY SICK HACKER, you feel like you could be better. It's one of a number of things you SORT OF BEAT YOURSELF UP ABOUT for NO VERY GOOD REASON during sporadic and debilitating BIPOLAR MOOD SWINGS. You have a penchant for BIFURCATION, in logic and in life. Your mutant mind is hounded by the psychic screams of the IMMINENTLY DECEASED. Your visions foretell of the planet's looming annihilation, and yet unlike the typical sightless prophet of doom, you are gifted with VISION TWOFOLD.

(my normal account; :iconfai11: )
((okay, i tried, ill still answer asks if i get any but my non existent watchers let me down so i wont be checking very often for new asks.))

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ButWhoWasPhone Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2013
Hw many licks des it take t get t yur sft and chewy centre?
2olluxa2k Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2013
kwolfdemonk Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I have a question...

It is said that you have two of everything. Everything. Does that mean you have two hearts, like the Doctor?
2olluxa2k Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2013
((sorry it took so long. and thank you for asking/watching.))
kwolfdemonk Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
(( no problem, dear! :D ))

thank you for answering! ^^
2olluxa2k Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2013
((sorry that i took so long about answering))
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Kagamine-Rinny Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
yoyoyo sollux so what do you think of nepeta? :iconpervynepetaplz:
2olluxa2k Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2013
((im really sorry!))
Kagamine-Rinny Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
just a suggestion but mebbe you could make a tumblr blog for this as well, people may find it better therefore getting you more asks :)
2olluxa2k Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2012
true,but i refuse to get a tumblr, besides....i only know how to post d muro to da, i dont think its possible to post to tumblr.
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