a2k 12

((i was kind of reluctant to do this one seeing as it has...unsavory connotations but i feel its only fair seeing as i hadn't had time to update the rules when this was asked and it broken neither of the rules in place at the time so...))
a2ked; "Høw many licks døes it take tø get tø yøur søft and chewy centre?"

woah, hold up
ii dont have anythiing re2embliing a "chewy" center. iif you want 2omeone who2 "center" ii2 2oft why dont you try kk?
after all he'2 the one who2 iinto tho2e lame a22 romcom2. (plu22 he2 u2ed two being liicked)

actually, 2crew that and get out of here. we're enough of a ciircu2 a2 i2.

((sorry about how long this one took. ill try to be quicker about it next time.))